Losers such as you don’t deserve to drink water. Instead, I’m going to make you get down on your knees and slurp up every single last drop of Goddess spit for you. Which, I’m pretty sure is way fucking better than water anyhow! After each time I grace you with my divine saliva, I want you to say the words I love, “Thank you, Goddess Jennifer” Go on, thank me!

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