Do you want to know what it’s like to have the ultimate GJ Experience? To have purpose and meaning in your life by serving me? Each and every loser like you would beg for the opportunity to be under my perfect feet, wouldn’t you? So for all of you boys that have ever dreamed of me allowing them to drop to their knees in my presence, you need to watch this clip and get a first hand story of a loser who quickly learned how much fucking better I am than everything in his life; Including his old hag wife, after only spending one day in St Louis with me. None of your pathetic families will ever compare to me and the bottoms of my sexy size 8 feet. Admit it. Admit it and just continue to do the one thing you’re good at, spoiling me! Maybe one day you’ll even please me enough too and receive the privilege to kiss my feet instead of that boring, crusted, leather faced wife of yours! Do you want a chance? Get to spending, loser!

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