Admit it. You like me more than your wife. In fact, every single day that you have to stare at her ugly mug, you find yourself hating her more and more. She doesn’t compare to me, does she? She never will, isn’t that right? I know you even picture my feet, when kissing and fucking her. I won’t tell your lowly, insignificant wife how much you adore me and these PERFECT feet!

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